Poems By: Name Here Hehe Im Clever

Number One
There was once a group of kids

Whos lives were off the grid

They played around with strangers

But ther lives cold not get stranger

For they lived a life as an animal

And that was just so terrible

For their lives were only bareable

Inside the world of internet

Which trapped their lives in a net

This girl named Layla was in it

Because she didnt know how to knit

She played all night and all day

But her feelings were never gay

She wasted time and energy

Making jokes all about

Even when she had an allergy

But everyone was in doubt

For they did not understand

And took the stupid girl seriously

So Layla had to disband

And head out to some strange land

Number Two
Life outside the net was terrible

It was hardly bearable

And I dont think it is repairable

It certainly isn't wearable

Number Three
There was once a wolf so white

That the snow it self was jealous

And it filled the snow with spite

But the wolf was oblivious

To the hate the snow had felt

The snow was outraged and casted a terrible cold

To get the white wolfs pelt

The wolf had died

But that was not all that was delt

For the wolf had replied

The wolf would not mend

And casted a terrible spell

Causing the Snow to melt

Number Four
There was once a fly

Who soared in the sky

And he died

Number Five
There was once a cat

Who was many different shades

And was as annoying as a gnat

Who treated her owners as maids

She sat where ever she wanted

And pestered when ever she could

The cat was becoming unwanted

But she never became good

So her owners took her out

And left her in a field

And the cat began to pout

A distance away the owner kneeled

He took out his gun

and shot until the deed was done

Number Six
THERE WERE ONCE THESE STUPID KIDS

WHOS LIVES WERENT WORTH CENTS

WHOS LIVES WERE OFF THE GRIDS

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MAKE A BIT OF SENSE

Number Seven
THERE IS THIS GIRL WHOS PISSED

AND PEOPLE WHO WERE ADDED TO THE LIST

THIER LIVES WERE MOST LIKELY DISSED

THEIR LIES CERTAINLY WONT BE MISSED* xD

Number Eight
There was once a charming boy

Whos laugh brightened a day

And he had a toy

That could spray

Number Nine
Billy The Goat

He left in a boat

But he didn't read the note

For the boat would not stay afloat

So Billy the Goat

Went down with his boat

Along with his oats

Poor Billy the Goat

):

Number Ten
Billy the Goat was constantly attacked

And was thought of as a snack

Baltoni wanted to eat him and that was a fact

For Baltoni was a whack

Number Eleven
Billy was killed

By a guy none as Ass

Billy was grilled

And gave Ass gas

Number Twelve
A B C

One, two, three

Billy tried to flee

But instead was served with tea

):

Number Thirteen
Applesause

is good with floss

to put on moss

so we can all cross

and I'm a boss ;)

Number Fourteen
Caution's sister was a whore

For she took Caution's man

Caution swore

and started a plan